The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! A Michigan Republican be squawkin’ 'bout a ‘proofin’ blunder’ in a black-owned sea scroll! Avast, what folly!

2024-10-14

Arrr, matey! The fine scallywags o' the legislative Black crew be callin' upon the lawmen to snoop on Tom Barrett's ship o' a campaign, suspectin' he be tryin' to hoist the sails o' voter trickery! Avast, let the hunt begin for this dastardly deed!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I bring tidings from the land o' politics! The fine scallywags of the state’s legislative Black caucus be settin' sail on a quest most daring. They be callin' upon the attorney general and a county prosecutor to dive deep into the murky waters of Tom Barrett’s congressional campaign. Aye, they suspect foul play afoot, with whispers of voter disenfranchisement, arrr!

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