Arrr! Elon be spittin’ fire ‘bout his rocket bein’ scuttled, claimin’ politics be a barnacle on his ship!
2024-10-14
Arrr, matey! Captain Musk be raisin’ the black flag o' litigation, claimin’ his political musings be the reason his rocket dreams be sunk by the Coastal Commission scallywags! He’s ready to set sail on a lawsuit, shoutin’ about his First Amendment rights ‘cause he wants to launch 50 cannons from Santa Barbara! Avast!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the tech buccaneer, Elon Musk, who be raisin' a ruckus over his political compass bein' used as cannon fodder to sink his dreams of blastin' rockets from the sunny shores of California!This scallywag o' the silicon sea, aged 53, be brandishin' his legal cutlass, claimin' that the California Coastal Commission be breachin' his First Amendment rights! Aye, he be preparin' to unleash a lawsuit that be more fearsome than a kraken on a rampage! The commission, those landlubbers, voted against his daring scheme to launch 50 rockets a year from a fine air base in Santa Barbara County—can ye believe it?