Arrr, Ted Cruz be swimmin' in troubled waters, says a sneaky poll from the landlubbers of his own crew!
2024-10-14
Avast ye mateys! It be lookin’ grim fer ol’ Senator Cruz down in Texas, sayeth a secret scroll from the GOP crew! The crafty Allred be closin' in on him like a hungry shark! With less than a month 'til the showdown, Cruz be barely ahead by a single point! Arrr!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I be bringin’ ye news from the political seas of Texas! It seems that our goodly Senator Ted Cruz be findin' his ship in troubled waters, if ye catch me drift. A memo from the Senate Leadership Fund, a band o' GOP swabs aim'n to wrestle the Senate from the clutches of the other crew, reveals that Cruz be swimmin’ with the sharks, with his challenger, the gallant Representative Colin Allred, nippin' at his heels like a hungry sea dog.