The Booty Report

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"Blimey! A fiery tempest hath swallowed the tent camp in Gaza after them Israeli scallywags fired their cannons!"

2024-10-14

Arrr, ’tis a grim jest, matey! Four landlubbers seekin’ refuge by the doc’s quarters met their fate in a hullabaloo aimed at a scallywag HQ! Aye, the officials be claimin’ they were targetin’ the wrong treasure chest! Avast, not all booty be worth the chase!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer a tale from the tumultuous waters o' the Levant, where the tempests of war be brewin'! It be reported that a band o' four poor souls, seekin' refuge near a place of healers—nay a tavern, but a hospital—met their untimely fate. Aye, t'was a strike aimed at a so-called command center of them scallywags known as Hamas, claim the Israeli officials. But alas, it seems the cannonballs got a might bit confused on their course!

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