The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Russian oil be slippin' through the price cap like a slippery eel, with a fleet o' shadows at me back!"

2024-10-14

Arrr, matey! It be reported that ol' Russia be dodgin' the galleons of sanctions like a slippery sea serpent, fillin' its treasure chest with doubloons from oil sales while the rest of us be starvin' for a drop o' rum! Avast, what a clever scallywag!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I bring tidings from the stormy seas of news! A recent scroll hath revealed a curious tale of the Russian fleet, navigatin' through the treacherous waters of sanctions like a crafty sea serpent dodgin’ cannon fire!

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