"Arrr! A scallywag Harris be usin’ hurricanes to send a whackin’ to ol’ Trump, savvy?"
2024-10-14
Arrr, two scallywags from the homeland security crew o' Trump be spillin' the beans! They say the ol' captain tried to keep treasure from states that didn’t fly his colors! Blimey, what a landlubber move! Makes ye wonder if he thought the seas be fairer for some than others!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the treacherous seas of politics, where the winds blow favorably for some and not so much for others. Once upon a time, under the black flag of Captain Donald J. Trump, two scallywags of the homeland security ilk be spillin' the beans o'er a most disastrous scheme!These brave souls, once loyal crew, be claimin’ that the captain himself tried to hoard the treasure of disaster aid like a greedy sea dog! Aye, if a state didn’t pledge allegiance to his flag, he’d be ready to cast ‘em adrift without so much as a lifeboat! States that be leanin’ towards the opposing crew found themselves stranded in the stormy seas of hardship, while the loyal ones feasted on the bounty of aid.
With their tales of woe, these former officials painted a picture of a captain who favored his mates, leavin’ others to fend fer themselves. Aye, ‘tis a tale of favoritism that would make even the fiercest pirate blush! So beware, ye landlubbers, for the seas of governance be as unpredictable as a drunken sailor! Arrr, let this be a lesson in fairness, lest ye find yerselves walkin' the plank of political folly!