The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Milton tricked the drinkin’ water, so Florida’s got a contraption to snag it from the sky!

2024-10-14

Arrr, a swashbucklin’ crew from Tampa be makin’ magic contraptions that be pullin’ water from the very air! Just after ol’ Milton crashed ashore, Florida and the rascals delivered one to a landlubber hospital. Aye, pure treasure for quenchin’ the thirst of the sickly!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the sun-kissed shores of Tampa, where a band o' scallywags be conjurin' fresh water from thin air, like magic from Davy Jones' locker! These clever sea dogs be known as a company that crafts atmospheric water generators, a fancy contraption fer providin' liquid gold when the oceans be dryin' up.

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