"Avast, me hearties! How be Absolute Batman an unyieldin’ beast? A jolly Newsarama quest fer truth!"
2024-10-14
Arrr, matey! Pray tell, how vast be the girth of Juiced Up Bruce? Is he a mighty leviathan or merely a scurvy dog with a big ol’ belly? Speak ye true, for I be itchin’ to know if he be a treasure or just a bag o’ wind!
Ahoy, matey! Gather ye round and lend me yer ears, for I be tellin' ye the tall tale of Juiced Up Bruce, the mightiest of all the sea beasts! Legend has it that this scallywag be larger than a ship's hold o' treasure, makin' even the grandest galleons look like wee dinghies on a calm sea.