Arrr, Kamala be sayin', “Nay, me mateys, I ain't lost the hearts of Black lads; that be not me tale!”
2024-10-14
Arrr, matey! Vice President Kamala Harris be swabbin' the decks of them pesky polls, claimin' her bond with Black voters, especially the lads, be as strong as a ship’s hull! She be sayin’ that ain't been her “experience,” so hoist the sails and let the winds of truth blow!
Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round fer the tale of Vice President Kamala Harris, who be chattin’ with a fine crew from a Black-focused ship known as “The Shade Room.” In this here parley, she be addressed with troubling tidings—polls suggestin’ she be losin’ favor with the Black lads, especially them Black men who be less excited than a scallywag on a deserted isle.The figures be as sour as a ship’s hold after a week at sea! A recent treasure map, or poll if ye will, be showin’ her support droppin’ to 78%, a far cry from the 90% that flowed like rum in 2020. Harris, quick as a whip, dismissed these numbers like a bad piece of fruit, insistin’ the election day be still on the horizon.
Our fair VP swore she ain't takin’ the votes for granted, sayin’ “Black men be expectin’ a captain who earns their trust.” She swanked about her “Opportunity Agenda for Black Men,” promisin’ to offer treasure in the form of forgivable loans and good jobs, hopin’ to rally the crew back to her side before the cannons roar on Election Day.
With words sharper than a cutlass, she be urged by none other than President Obama to keep the ship steady and warn the folk of the dangers of Cap’n Trump returnin’ to rule the seas. Aye, the winds of change be blowin’, mateys! The adventure continues!