"Arrr! Nine cheeky monkeys shuffled off this mortal coil in a Hong Kong menagerie, leavin' us all in stitches!"
2024-10-15
Arrr! The beastly menagerie be partly shut, fer two days o’ sorrow saw the untimely demise o’ some rare critters, bless their scallywag hearts! Even the fiercest pirates be shedin' a tear fer them endangered souls. Aye, what a fine mess we be in!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of woe from the lands of the civilized folk! A grand zoo, a veritable treasure trove of beasts, met a stormy fate that shivered me timbers! A grievous calamity struck the menagerie, causin' it to be partially closed, like a cursed ship with a hole below the waterline!