The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! As Captain Harris sails into Detroit, some scallywag Democrats be thinkin' they’ve lost a treasure map or two!

2024-10-15

Arrr, matey! The Democrats be sailin' the seas of Detroit with a mighty wind, but some scallywags be sayin' the Vice President needs to hoist the sails higher 'gainst that rascally Trump, who be battlin' like a stormy sea! Avast, let the swashbucklin' begin!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn o’ political scallywags in the grand port of Detroit! Aye, the Democrats be sailin’ the high seas with nary a worry, claimin’ victory by vast margins like a ship laden with treasure. But lo and behold, whispers be risin’ from the crew! Some o’ the party leaders be sayin’ our fine Vice President be needin’ to hoist the sails and set course to counter that raucous Trump campaign, which be stormin’ in like a tempest on the horizon!

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