Arrr, matey! The MacBooks and iMacs be vanishing like rum on a dry dock, hintin' the M4 be comin' soon!
2024-10-15
Avast, mateys! Prepare ye hearts for a treasure trove o' shiny M4 Macs! Aye, here's a jolly hint that we might spy 'em on the horizon in just a fortnight! Keep yer spyglasses handy, or ye be missed the bounty! Yarrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! It seems the good ship Apple be settin’ sail for new horizons, for they be runnin’ low on their beloved treasure—MacBook Pros, Mac minis, and iMacs! Ye see, the crafty leaker Mark Gurman be spillin' the beans on the X platform, lettin' us know that the stock o’ these fine devices be dwindlin' faster than a scallywag in a cannonball fight!With whispers o' the M4 chip on the horizon, it’s clear that Apple be preparin’ to unleash a fresh bounty of gadgets upon the seven seas come late October! Aye, this be the usual trick o’ the trade to clear out the old cargo before the new treasure arrives, savvy?
The scallywags at Apple be hopin’ that this new fleet of M4 devices can salvage their sales, which have taken a nosedive like a cannonball into the depths! If the seas be kind, these shiny new contraptions may just help Captain Tim Cook steer Apple back on course, while the rest o’ the PC realm be settlin’ into calmer waters.
So, prepare ye crew, for soon we shall witness the grand reveal of Apple’s latest treasures, and may they be as bountiful as a pirate’s plunder!