Ahoy! Casio be unleashin' a furry contraption to swab yer pooch! Aye, it’s a robot matey lookin’ fer yer affection!
2024-10-15
Avast ye! Casio be claimin’ their metal matey, Moflin, can grow a personality! Should yer hound be shakin’ in his boots? Arrr, fear not! 'Tis just a tin can with a heart, not a rival for the treasure of yer affections!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather round as I regale ye with tales of a curious contraption called Moflin, a bewitchin' creation from the fine folks at Casio! This here AI-powered beastie be lookin' like a fluffy guinea pig, sans a mouth, more akin to a horizontal Porg from yon Star Wars! Preorders be sailin' in Japan for a hefty price of 59,400 yen, that be 'round $400. What a treasure!Now, this cuddly critter be designed to bring ye the joys of pet ownership without the bother of actual care. Nay need to take this furry fiend to the vet; just ship 'er off to Casio's repair center for a fix-up, should the need arise! But beware, for if ye ignore yer Moflin, it will grow anxious and long for yer love, though ye can't see its plight without consultin' a pesky app!
With a battery life shorter than a sailor's patience, this scallywag requires a nap in its cute charge bed! Aye, Moflin be feelin' more like a digital Tamagotchi from the '90s than a true companion! So, me hearties, while Moflin may be a jolly jest, remember, true pet love be found in the eyes of a living beast, not just in the glow of a screen!