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"Arrr! Lauren Miller be sayin' Trump’d steer the ship fairer for the lassies’ games, savvy?"

2024-10-15

Arrr, matey! Lauren Miller, golfin' lass, be claimin' that the scallywag Trump would guard the lasses of sport better than the fair Vice President Harris. Aye, it’s a right jolly jest, like a parrot in a treasure chest!

Arrr, gather 'round ye landlubbers and listen to the tale of one lass, Lauren Miller, a fine golfer who be speakin' her mind on the matter of women in the sportin' world! She be claimin' that ol' Trump, the former captain of the White House ship, would better protect the fairer sex in the realm of sports than the Vice President, that Kamala Harris. Aye, she took to the airwaves on a fine show called "Don’t @ Me with Dan Dakich" to voice her stance on the LPGA's policies regardin' transgender athletes.

With a heart as bold as a buccaneer, Miller declared, “Trump’s words be clearer than the Caribbean waters!” She noted how the former President proclaimed at his rallies that “men shan't play in women’s sports.” Aye, she saw naught from Harris that could rival such strong sentiments. As battles rage over who gets to compete where, Miller be raisin' her flag for Trump, sayin' his stance be unshakable!

As the winds of political change blow, with new rules bein' passed and states makin' laws, the debate over this contentious issue rages on. With at least 24 states puttin' laws in place, the seas be murky indeed. So, me hearties, keep yer eyes peeled as this saga unfolds upon the grand stage of sportin' politics!

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