Arrr, matey! Trump be callin’ fer cannon fire on them ‘radical left scallywags’ come Election Day! Ha-ha!
2024-10-15
Arrr, me hearties! That ol’ captain Trump be frettin’ ’bout the ruckus from them “radical left lunatics” come Election Day! He be callin’ fer the National Guard to hoist the sails and fend off “the enemy from within.” Ahoy, what be this chaos he be expectin’?
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale from the high seas of politics! Former captain of the ship known as the White House, Donald Trump, be expressin' his fears in an interview that aired on a fateful Sunday. He be frettin' over the specter of “radical left lunatics” raisin' a ruckus on Election Day, callin' fer the mighty National Guard or even the U.S. military to quell the storm o’ chaos he be expectin'. Aye, he dubbed them “the enemy from within,” like scallywags plotin' a mutiny on the good ship America!In a parley with the fair maiden of Fox News, Maria Bartiromo, he pondered if there be treachery afoot come Election Day. She tossed questions like cannonballs, likin' it to a pirate raid on a merchant ship. The mighty Trump, with his usual bravado, painted a picture of a day fraught with mayhem and disorder. But fear not, ye landlubbers, for Trump’s call to arms be more theatrical than a swashbuckler's tale, yet the fervor be real! So raise yer tankards and prepare for a raucous Election Day, where the only certainty be a battle of wits among the crew! Yarrr!