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Arrr! The scallywag pops confessed to the coppers he did a foul deed 'gainst his wee lass, then sailed to Pakistan!

2024-10-15

Arrr! A scallywag of a father, after setting sail to Pakistan, did contact the crown's constables to confess he sent his lass to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, prosecutors be sayin' he be the culprit of this foul deed! Avast, the seas be a treacherous place, indeed!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round fer a tale of treachery on the high seas of Sussex! A scallywag named Urfan Sharif, aged 42, has found himself in a right pickle after he made a call to the British constables from the far-off shores of Pakistan, confessin’ to the foul deed of takin’ his own wee lass, young Sara, from this world. Aye, the tale be a dark one, as this villain, along with his wench Beinash Batool and his brother Faisal Malik, be accused of concoctin’ a wicked plot of abuse against the poor child.

On a fateful day, the authorities discovered the lass’s lifeless form tucked away under a blanket in her bunk bed, adorned with a multitude of bruises and injuries, all speakin’ to a cruel fate. The prosecutor, William Emlyn Jones, be sayin’ that all three miscreants had a hand in this dastardly act, and it be clear that they be tryin' to shift blame faster than a ship in a storm.

Now, Urfan claims he meant no harm, sayin’ he “legally punished” her, but alas, his confession be as slippery as a fish! With the trial stretchin' 'til December, we be awaitin' to see if justice will prevail or if these rogues will escape the gallows. Yarrr!

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