Arrr, Trump be sayin’ transgender lassies in the sports be as wild as a sea monster on a dry land!
2024-10-15
Arrr, me hearties! The ol' Captain Trump be bellowin' that lettin' the lasses of the high seas be includin' the landlubbers of transgender kind in their sportin' shenanigans be as outlandish as a parrot wearin' a frock! Yarr, what a jolly jest!
Arrr, gather ‘round ye scallywags! It be none other than former Captain of the Ship of State, Donald Trump, who be spouting his thoughts on the matter of men donning dresses and prancing in the realm of women’s sports! In a recent parley on Barstool Sports with a couple of former jolly NFL mates, Trump declared this notion as "so far out" it could be sailing the seven seas!When asked how to mend the torn sails of this divided nation, Trump grumbled about the folly of lettin' blokes take part in lassie leagues, saying he be less than thrilled about it. He pointed a finger at the Olympics where the likes of Imane Khelif and Lin Yu Ting were caught in a gender tempest, stirrin' up more ruckus than a cannon at dawn!
He called the whole situation "ridiculous," and mind ye, he ain’t the only one singin’ that tune! Golfer lass Lauren Miller echoed his sentiments, claiming Trump would guard the fairer sex's sports better than the current lady in charge. "Men will not play in women’s sports!" she proclaimed, just like a pirate defendin’ his treasure! So, hoist the flags and brace yerselves, mateys, for the debate rages on in these choppy waters of sportin’ affairs!