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Ahoy mateys! Keep yer wits! Scallywags be textin' ye tricks, no matter the port ye call home! Arrr!

2024-10-15

Avast ye! Beware the scallywag texts makin' jest of yer vote! Kurt “CyberGuy” Knutsson be spillin' the beans on how to outsmart these bilge rats with five trusty tips. Keep yer treasure safe, mates, and don’t be fooled by their foul trickery! Arrr!

Arrr mateys! As the fateful Election Day sails near, a scurvy lot of scammers be settin’ their traps to fool good citizens. Reports be flyin’ about a devious text that claims ye be not registered to vote, and the wise election officials be warnin’ all hands to keep a weather eye open. These rogues be expectin’ to unleash a storm of scammy messages as the big day approaches!

In the bustling ports of Detroit and Philadelphia, savvy folk be catchin’ wind of these tricksters. They be sendin’ messages linkin’ to the shady domain all-vote.com, which be no friend of the government! Even landlubbers like a seventh-grader from Canada got sucked into this whirlpool of deceit! The Department of State be soundin’ the alarm, warnin’ that these scallywags be lookin’ to snatch personal info like a pirate plunderin' treasure!

So heed this advice, ye brave voters! If ye get a text from an unknown source, full of typos and suspicious links, it be a scam! Keep yer treasure safe and only trust the likes of vote.gov, where the true navigators of democracy await. Don’t let these dark-hearted rogues steal yer right to vote—keep yer eyes peeled and yer wits about ye!

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