Arrr, matey! America's fancy THAAD missiles be settin' sail to Israel, ready to thwart the sky's ruckus!
2024-10-15
Arrr! The Pentagon be sayin’ that the first bits o’ a mighty shield to guard Israel from those scallywags in Iran have been dropped off. Aye, they be readyin’ to fend off cannonballs and curses alike! Savvy?
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of politics! The Pentagon be makin' waves, announcin' on a fine Tuesday that the first bits of a grand U.S. missile defense contraption be landin' in the Middle East, ready to shield Israel from those scallywags in Iran! Yarr, it be called the THAAD battery, and it be settin' sail to be "fully operational" in no time!Maj. Gen. Pat Ryder, the mouthpiece of the Pentagon, declared that a band of U.S. military folk and their shiny new gear has touched down in Israel, preparin' for a right proper defense. More troops and gear be comin’ over the horizon soon, but shush, we shan’t be spillin' any specific timetables for fear of lettin’ the enemy know our plans.
This deployment comes a'callin' after a couple of raucous missile barrages from Iran’s band of merry misfits earlier this year. The U.S. be sendin' around 100 brave souls to operate this highfalutin THAAD contraption, showin' their commitment to protectin' Israel and any poor souls from America wanderin' in those parts.
And when asked why the captain of the ship, President Biden, gave the nod for this deployment, he simply said, “To defend Israel.” Aye, that be the spirit of a true sea captain! So raise yer tankards to protection on the high seas! Yarr!