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"Arrr! Trudeau's crew be spillin' the beans while the squabble with India be heatin' up like a cannonball!"

2024-10-15

Arrr, matey! The cap'n Trudeau’s trusty crew be spillin’ the beans at a grand parley, just after Canada be pointin’ the finger at those Indian sea dogs for schemin’ up murder and plunderin’ the land! Shiver me timbers, what a hullabaloo!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather round as I spin ye a yarn from the far-off land of Canada, where the winds be blowin’ fierce and the rumors be as thick as a foggy morn. Our captain, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, be raisin’ the Jolly Roger against the Indian diplomats, claimin’ they be up to no good—like orchestratin’ dastardly deeds and plunderin’ the good citizens with extortion! Arrr, what a tale!

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