The Booty Report

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Arrr! Mighty bears o' China be back at the National Zoo, ready t' eat bamboo 'n steal hearts, aye!

2024-10-15

Avast, me hearties! A grand parade o’ chariots be steerin’ through the heart o’ the capital, breathin’ life back into that jolly “panda diplomacy” 'twixt Washington and Beijing, like a drunken sea dog after a year-long slumber! Arrr, let the cuddly bears do the talkin’!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of a grand motorcade that sailed through the capital like a ship on the high seas, revivin' the fabled "panda diplomacy" betwixt the lands of Washington and Beijing after a long spell of silence, nearly a year to be precise! Aye, 'tis like findin' buried treasure after a drought of rum!

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