"Arrr, ye can't bring that bony matey as yer plus one, says the landlubber law! Har har!"
2024-10-15
Avast ye! A scallywag from San Jose be caught by the Highway Patrol! He tried to swindle the lanes with a Halloween trick, claimin' his landlubber mates be ghosts! But alas, the law be no fool! A fine be his reward for such jolly tomfoolery! Arrr!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale from the land o' sunny California, where the roads be as crooked as a three-legged dog! A crafty scallywag thought he be clever as a fox, tryin' to sail the high-occupancy-vehicle lane with naught but a Halloween trick up his sleeve! Aye, he decked his ride in ghastly garb, claimin' he was carryin' a crew o' spectral mates, when in truth, it be just him and his rum!