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Arrr! Lufthansa be swabbin’ the deck with $4 million fer tossin’ Jewish mateys off the ship! What scallywags!

2024-10-15

Arrr, matey! The Transportation Department be givin’ a mighty fine to the scallywag airline that left 128 landlubbers stranded from their treasure-seeking voyages in 2022! Aye, 'tis a right jolly mess when the wind be blowin' and ye can't catch yer ship!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round for a tale most outrageous from the realm of the flying contraptions! Aye, it be the Transportation Department, those scallywags of regulation, who be swingin’ their mighty sword of justice upon a rogue airline that dared to keep 128 poor souls from reachin’ their next port of call in the year of our Lord 2022!

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