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Arrr! Dan Lanning be playin' the loophole game against Ohio State, and now the NCAA be sniffin' about it!

2024-10-15

Arrr, matey! Coach Lanning be spillin’ the beans, sayin’ he snuck an extra scallywag onto the field 'gainst Ohio State, all ‘cause o’ a sneaky loophole! The NCAA be investigatin’ this treachery, but what’s a pirate without a bit o’ mischief, eh? Avast!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I bring ye tidings from the gridiron seas! It seems our cunning captain, Dan Lanning, be playin' a fine game of chess on the field last Saturday night!

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