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Arrr! Oklahoma State's Mike Gundy be takin' a jolly tumble, after tanglin' with his moovin' bovine mates!

2024-10-15

Arrr, matey! Oklahoma's cap'n Mike Gundy be tellin’ tales of a curious eye mishap! Yonder weekend, he had a spat with a bovine beast, and now he’s sportin’ a shiner that’d make a sea dog chuckle! Aye, watch yer step ‘round them critters, lest ye be cursed!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather ye round fer a jolly tale of Coach Mike Gundy of the Oklahoma State Cowboys, who be sufferin’ from a fierce tussle with his cattle! Aye, he’d be sportin’ an injury report fer his eye, if only he could, just before battlin’ the fearsome BYU Cougars, ranked a mighty 13th!

On a dreary Monday, the captain revealed he’d had a run-in with his beastly bovines, leavin’ him with an eye full o’ blood and a dizzy head! Speak’n to the crew via Zoom, he lamented, “I didn’t want to frighten me loyal fans with me ugly mug!” But fret not, he claimed to be doin’ grand aside from the murky vision and the woozy spells.

As Gundy readied the crew fer battle, he vowed to keep at least one eye on the prize, hopin’ the injury improves before clashin’ with the unbeaten Cougars. Alas, the Cowboys be off to a rocky start, sittin’ at 0-3 in the Big 12 seas, but Gundy be a resilient captain, workin’ as hard as a pirate searchin’ for buried treasure!

So, let’s raise a tankard to the gallant coach and his crew, as they prepare to sail into the storm on Friday night!

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