Arrr, Trump be cheerin' fer Brock Purdy, the last pick o' the crew! Luck be the wind in sport’s sails!
2024-10-15
Arrr, me hearties! In a jolly parley with the scallywags at Barstool, the ol' captain Trump be singin’ sweet shanties 'bout the swashbucklin' 49ers’ quarterback Brock Purdy! Aye, he be a fine lad, throwin’ cannonballs like a true sea dog! Avast, what a jest!
Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round for a rollickin’ tale of a lad named Brock Purdy, the San Francisco 49ers’ doughty quarterback, who be fetchin’ high praise from none other than former Captain of the White House, Donald Trump! Aye, in a chat with Barstool Sports, Trump be spoutin’ tales of Purdy’s rise from bein’ the last pick—Mr. Irrelevant, they call him—to a mighty fine quarterback who be movin’ the ship like a seasoned sailor!This scallywag Purdy, plucked from Iowa State, be takin’ the helm when fate dealt a cruel hand and all the other quarterbacks found themselves on the injured list. “He’s not irrelevant anymore!” Trump exclaimed, his voice fillin’ the tavern! Purdy’s record be a glorious 5-0 in his first five starts, leadin’ his crew to two playoff victories. And by the powers, he even steered them to the Super Bowl, though they stumbled against the Chiefs.
But alas! This season be a bit of a tempest, as the 49ers sail at a 3-3 start. With nine touchdowns and four interceptions to his name, Purdy’s still a lad to watch! So hoist the flags high, for the next battle be a rematch with the Chiefs on the high seas of the gridiron!