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Arrr! Survivors ‘n’ kin be threat'nin’ to unleash the law on the scallywags o’ the Army for their slackin' ways!

2024-10-15

Arrr, a hundred souls be threatenin' to hoist the sails of justice against the U.S. Army! They be claimin' negligence fer lettin’ a scallywag slip through the cracks, causin’ a ruckus in Maine last October. They’ve sent their demands to the Davy Jones' locker of the Department of Defense!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale o' woe from the shores of Maine, where a dark storm brewed last October, leavin' a hundred souls and their kin in a tempest o' sorrow after a mass shootin' most foul! Aye, these brave survivors be raisin' the Jolly Roger and threatenin' to unleash a volley o' negligence claims upon the U.S. Army, claimin' they be sleepin' at the helm while a scallywag reservist plotted mischief!

With parchments in hand, these claimants be sendin' notices o' intent to the Department of Defense, the Army, and the Keller Army Community Hospital, shoutin' loud and clear that these landlubbers missed the warnin' signs as bright as a lighthouse in a stormy night! It seems the Army be neglectin' their duty, lettin' the winds of folly blow unchecked, and now they be feelin' the wrath of the aggrieved!

So, me mateys, as the lawyers sharpen their quills, the echoes of anger and justice rise from the depths! Will the Army be tossed by the waves of accountability, or will they sail away unscathed? Only time will tell, but ye can bet yer doubloons, this be a battle worth watchin' as we await the next twist in this high-seas saga!

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