"Arrr! Harris be settin' sail with Joe Rogan to hunt fer matey votes, say them salty sea dogs!"
2024-10-15
Arrr, matey! Kamala, the fair lass vyin’ for the captain's chair, be thinkin’ to parley with the jolly podcaster Joe Rogan, a true siren to the young lads! Rumors swirl like a tempest, but no word yet if she'll sail into his ship o' chat. Avast!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale of a fine political lass, Kamala Harris, who be seekin' to charm the scallywags of the high seas, particularly the young lads, by settin' her sights on none other than the notorious podcaster, Joe Rogan!Word from the crow's nest be that Kamala's crew be makin' merry with Rogan's gang, hopin' to navigate the treacherous waters of the presidential campaign and win over them strappin' male voters. Aye, 'tis the final countdown to the big showdown, and this lass knows she best be hoistin' her sails full if she wants to make it to the treasure—victory!
But hark! Before she can weigh anchor and sail into the realm of podcast gold, the appearance be not yet carved in stone, as whispers from the dark depths tell us that talks be merely afoot. Will she dazzle the rogues and buccaneers with her wit, or will she find herself walkin' the plank? Only time will tell, me hearties, but it be clear this adventure be one for the history books! Yarrr!