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"Run fer yer lives from them Israeli thunderbolts! The lost souls in Lebanon be huntin' for a safe cove!"

2024-10-16

Arrr, matey! Schools, clubs, and parks be turnin' into havens for the landlubbers, scurryin' from the cannon fire o' them Israeli bombers! Aye, 'tis a right jolly gathering o' scallywags lookin' fer shelter from the tempestuous skies!

"Run fer yer lives from them Israeli thunderbolts! The lost souls in Lebanon be huntin' for a safe cove!"

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer this tale be one o' sorrow and laughter upon the high seas of landlubber strife! In this here time o’ turmoil, where the skies be raining fire like a cannonade, schools, clubs, and parks be transformin' into havens for the weary souls. Aye, the displaced scallywags be seekin' shelter from the storm of Israeli bombin's, turnin' these fine establishments into makeshift ports o' call.

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