Arrr, a gaggle o' landlubber Republicans be settin' sail to join Captain Harris at a Pennsylvania port! Har har har!
2024-10-16
Arrr, matey! We be settin' sail to the spot where ol' George Washington, that crafty sea dog, did cross the frosty Delaware! Aye, a fine place for a jolly romp through history, 'tis! Hoist the anchor and prepare for some swashbucklin' tales! Avast, me hearties!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve news to share, as bright as a gold doubloon on a sunny day! We be settin’ sail for a grand visit to a spot steeped in tales of olde, where the great George Washington—aye, that dashing scallywag—did bravely cross the mighty Delaware, all in the name of freedom and the pursuit of treasure! Well, not treasure like yer thinkin’, but rather liberty and whatnot.