Arrr, treasure be spillin’ like grog for Trump’s crew these last three moons, matey!
2024-10-16
Arrr, three scallywags—Elon the Musketeer, Miriam the Gold Tooth, and Dick the Uihlein—flung a treasure chest of 220 million doubloons at the Trump ship in the summer months. Aye, 'tis a merry band of buccaneers, plundering for the ol' orange captain!
Arrr matey, gather 'round fer a tale o' treasure and political shenanigans! In the swelterin' summer o' the year 2023, three scallywags o' fortune be makin' waves in the high seas o' campaignin’. Aye, none other than Elon Musk, the tech buccaneer who sails the skies, Miriam Adelson, a rich wench with gold aplenty, and Dick Uihlein, a merchant with a chest o' doubloons, be bandin' together!This trio o' mischief-makers be plunderin' their coffers, tossin' a whopping $220 million into the coffers of crews supportin' none other than the infamous Donald J. Trump. Aye, the winds of politics be blowin' fierce in July, August, and September, and these landlubbers be settin' sail on the ship o’ campaign contributions!
With such a shiny bounty, one can only imagine the ruckus they be causin’ in the political waters! 'Tis like a band o' pirates hoardin’ their treasure to sway the seas in their favor! So, hoist the sails and prepare fer a wild ride, as these gilded gents and gentlewomen be makin' waves in the tempest of American politics. Yarrr, let the games begin!