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Arrr, word on the high seas be Nvidia's plannin' a treasure trove o' GPUs by March '25, but we be skeptics!

2024-10-16

Arrr, matey! Nvidia be settin' sail fer a GPU onslaught! Come February, the mighty RTX 5070 and 5070 Ti shall storm the seas, with the 5060 and 5060 Ti followin' in March. Avast! AMD won’t know what hit 'em, eh? A right jolly hullabaloo it be!

Aye mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of Nvidia’s next-gen treasures, the Blackwell GeForce GPUs! Rumors abound like scallywags in a tavern, hintin’ at the launch o’ the RTX 5070 and RTX 5060 cards, soon to grace our ships of gaming gold. Just a wee while ago, all eyes were on the flagship RTX 5090 and 5080, but lo and behold, the 5070's poppin' up like a fresh catch from Davy Jones' locker!

Word from the Board Channels in China, a source as trustworthy as a three-legged parrot, claims the RTX 5090 and 5080 shall set sail in January, with the 5070 followin’ in February, and the 5060 makin’ its grand entrance in March. Aye, it’s a bountiful haul in the first quarter of 2025! But hold yer horses, or more likely yer cannons, 'cause not all is as it seems. Is it truly wise to launch so many cards in a blink, or are those crafty Nvidia lads tryin' to battle the RDNA 4 scallywags?

And what be this chatter 'bout 12GB o' VRAM on the 5070? It’s already bein’ roasted like a pig on a spit! Will there be an 18GB version to save the day, or be it just another mirage in the vast sea o’ rumors? As we wait fer more whispers from the wind, we can only scratch our heads and wonder, savvy?

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