Arrr, Angel Reese be claimin' her wee brother spun a tall tale 'bout her swashbucklin' on the court!
2024-10-16
Arrr, matey! Angel Reese be settin' sail on a tale 'bout her bro Julian, the Maryland swashbuckler! He be blabbin' she ain't no true lefty! She be laughin' in the face of his claim, sayin', "Aye, I be a true pirate of the court, lefty or no!"
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of young Angel Reese, who be claimin' her kin be a scallywag of a snitch! Her little bro, Julian, a strappin' lad on the Maryland basketball crew, spilled the beans that Angel ain't no true lefty. He declared, "She be right-handed, just be shootin' with me left!" The lad's mouth be runnin' faster than a ship in full sail!This be causin' quite the ruckus, as fans of the fair sport of women's basketball be wonderin' if Angel be switchin’ her hands like a pirate changes course! Aye, there's even a TikTok page dedicated to this very mystery! Angel herself be admitin' to bein' right-handed in a tweet, but then she turned around and called Julian a liar, sayin', "Stop it, me baby bro!"
Despite bein' a righty, Angel claims she be ambidextrous, like a rogue with a sword in both hands! While her bro be makin' waves on the court, Angel suffered an injury to her left wrist, robbin' her of glory in her first WNBA season. But fear not! She still be stirrin' the pot with her podcast, causin' a storm of controversy and catchin' the ire of fans far and wide. So, there ye have it! A fine tale of family feuds and basketball banter upon the high seas of sport!