Hark! Harris be swimmin’ in the stormy seas of Black voters' woes at Charlamagne tha God’s grand parley! Arrr!
2024-10-16
Arrr, matey! Vice President Harris be shakin' in her boots 'bout Black voters in Charlamagne's den o' chatter! She be claimin’ she’s no scallywag, defendin’ her record, and callin' Trump a villainous threat to our fair seas o' democracy. A fine hullabaloo, it be!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the fair city of Detroit, where our Vice Captain Harris be settin' sail on the treacherous waters o' Black voter concerns at a town hall with the esteemed Charlamagne tha God! Aye, she faced a storm o' criticism accusin' the Democrats o' takin' Black voters for granted, like treasure buried too deep for the likes of scallywags to find!In her defense, Harris hoisted the sails of her track record as a prosecutor, claimin' she be no landlubber but a true matey fightin' for justice on the high seas! She paraded her policies like a fine bounty, aimed straight at the hearts of Black voters, proclaimin' they be treasures worth fightin' for. But lo and behold, when Charlamagne tossed her a gentle jab, likenin' Trump’s vision to a phantom ship lurkin' in the fog, she quipped that he be a threat to democracy itself—like a kraken tryin' to drag us under!
With wit as sharp as a cutlass, she navigated the choppy waters of the town hall, tryin' to reassure her crew that their voices matter on this wild voyage. So, raise yer tankards, me mateys, for the battle for hearts and minds be far from over, and the seas be shakin' with the laughter of pirates and politicians alike!