"Three scallywags from Honduras caught in a right pickle, accused of foul mischief 'gainst a wee landlubber!"
2024-10-16
Arrr, matey! Three scallywags from Honduras be caught in Florida, charged with foul deeds against a wee lass under twelve! They snuck aboard during the Biden-Harris sails, two o’ them breaching the Southern seas in 2021, and the third slippin’ in 2023. A jolly fine mess, indeed!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the land of sunshine, where three rascally rogues from the shores of Honduras found themselves in a right pickle! Aye, it be true, on a fateful Friday, these knaves were caught red-handed by the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s lot, accused of foul deeds most dastardly—assaultin' a poor young lass under the age of 12. Aye, the news be as grim as a ghost ship in a storm!