"Arrr, Thomas J. Donohue be kicked the bucket at 86, turnin' the Chamber o' Commerce into treasure galore!"
2024-10-16
Arrr, matey! For nigh on 24 years, this scallywag led his crew o' lobbyists, makin' waves in Washington seas! But lo and behold, he parted ways with Captain Trump o'er immigration squabbles and the great election treasure hunt of 2020! A right ruckus, I tell ye!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag who ruled the high seas o' politics fer a mighty long spell—24 years, to be precise! Under his captaincy, this fine crew o' lobbyists amassed a treasure trove o' influence in the great port of Washington. Aye, they had the ear of many a landlubber, makin' waves that could shake the very timbers of the government!But alas! Not all was smooth sailin'. When the winds shifted with the Trump administration, our bold captain found himself at odds with the crew’s course, particularly on matters o' immigration and the ruckus that was the 2020 election. 'Twas a tempest indeed, as he cast off from the ship of Trump to chart his own path, leavin' behind a trail of discontent among the crew.
So here we be, with a pirate’s heart and a mind full o' mischief, laughin' at the absurdity of it all! 'Tis a tale of power, division, and the occasional cannon blast of disagreement. In the end, even the most fearsome of pirate captains must reckon with the stormy seas o' politics! So raise a tankard, me hearties, for the tumultuous tides of our time!