"Arrr! Columbia be tossin' a pro-Israel matey overboard from the campus, savvy? No more scholarly treasure for ye!"
2024-10-16
Arrr! The landlubbers at the university be claimin’ Shai Davidai be a scallywag harassin’ the crew! But he be squawkin’ that they ain't hoistin’ the Jolly Roger high enough against those raucous pro-Palestinian gatherings! A right merry mess, it be!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I be havin’ a tale of a scallywag named Shai Davidai! This lad, it seems, be causin’ quite the ruckus at the university, harassin’ the good crew of employees like a pesky barnacle on a fine ship's hull! Aye, the university be claimin’ he be intimidatin’ the poor souls, sendin’ ‘em scuttlin’ like frightened rats from a sinking vessel!But wait, the plot thickens like a fine grog! Shai be claimin’ that the university be sittin’ on its hands like a lazy captain, not crackin’ down on the ruckus of pro-Palestinian protests. “Avast!” he says, “Ye be lettin’ them raise a ruckus while I be just tryin’ to keep the peace aboard this ship of academia!” Aye, he’s like a parrot squawkin’ about the unfairness of it all, while the winds of protest blow fierce!
So here we be, with Shai Davidai caught in a tempest of his own makin’, tryin’ to navigate the treacherous waters of university life, where harassment meets protest like two ships in a stormy sea! Arrr, what a sight it be! Aye, the life of a university be a jolly ol’ adventure, filled with squawkin’ and shenanigans—just like the high seas, I tell ye!