Arrr! Trump be likin’ to call hisself the ‘Captain of Baby-Makin’!’ to charm the lasses for their votes!
2024-10-16
Arrr, the scallywag’s crew be sayin' his jibe, tossed at a gathering for the lasses, was all in good fun! He’s recently been a matey for I.V.F., but before this year, he kept it under his tricorn hat! Aye, what a merry sea of contradictions!
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag who be sailin' the seas of politics! Aye, he be makin' a ruckus at a grand event dedicated to the fairer sex, when he let slip a comment that set the air a-tinglin' with laughter. His crew, that be his campaign, be quick to declare it was but a jest, a merry jest indeed! Can ye believe it? Aye, the winds be blowin' in his favor, but only recently did he hoist the flag for the fine practice of I.V.F., a method for helpin' the ladyfolk with their wee ones.But lo and behold, the man didn’t think to chart that course until this very year! Aye, it be like a pirate findin' treasure after he’s already plundered the ship! His eyes be on the horizon, but his map be a bit outta date, eh? So here we be, laughin' at the antics of this landlubber as he tries to navigate the treacherous waters of women’s issues! Let’s raise a tankard to his jests and jabs, for in the world of politics, ye never know what the next wave will bring! Yarrr!