Arrr, Jimmy Carter be raisin' his vote fer Harris in the land o' peaches, savvy? A fine choice, matey!
2024-10-16
Arrr, the 39th captain o’ the ship o’ state, now in hospice since February, cast his absentee ballot, sayeth his grandson. The scallywags be claimin’ he be keen to support the fair lass Kamala Harris. Even in the sunset o’ his days, he be wantin’ to steer the ship!
Arrr, gather ye round, mateys, and let me spin ye a yarn 'bout a fine old sea dog who once ruled the seven seas of politics as the 39th captain of the ship known as the United States! Aye, this old salt be none other than Jimmy Carter, who found himself in a bit o' a pickle as he entered the hospice waters in February of the year 2023.But fear not, for this crafty buccaneer had the spirit of a true swashbuckler! Even from his sickbay, he cast his absentee ballot like a cannonball flyin' through the air! His grandson, a sprightly lad, did share that the ol' captain was as keen as a parrot on a pirate's shoulder to throw his vote for the fair Vice President Kamala Harris. Aye, the old sea dog be makin' sure his voice be heard, even when the tide be turnin' against him!
So, raise yer tankards, ye scallywags, to Jimmy Carter, a steadfast sailor in the stormy seas of democracy, who showed that age be no anchor to weigh down a man’s spirit! Here’s to livin’ loud and votin’ proud, even when the winds be howlin' fierce!