The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast, me hearties! Dismiss the ‘tariff’ talk—Trump be tryin’ to hoist yer taxes higher than the crow's nest!

2024-10-16

Arrr, me hearties! Former Captain Trump be jawin' with Bloomberg in the Windy City, braggin' ‘bout makin' the foreign scallywags pay for our shiny ships! But heed me, mateys: them tariffs be naught but a tax on us landlubbers! If ye already know this, sail on, savvy?

Ahoy me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about a certain landlubber, former President Donald Trump, who took the stage at the Economic Club of Chicago to flap his gums about those mighty tariffs! Aye, he be claiming they be the key to bolsterin’ the good ol’ U.S. of A.’s manufacturin’ sector, makin’ foreign scallywags pay the piper. A fine tale indeed, but hold yer horses!

Now, savvy folk know well that when ye be speakin’ of tariffs, ye be talkin’ taxes, aye! And who be payin’ these taxes, ye ask? Why, it’s none other than the poor souls of America themselves, plunderin’ their own pockets whilst thinkin’ they be fillin’ the coffers of industry! It be a riddle wrapped in a mystery, or perhaps just a plain ol’ trickery!

So, if ye be rollin’ yer eyes and thinkin’ “I already knew that!” then, hoist the anchor and sail on, fer ye already be wise to the ways of this economic sea! Remember, mates, as ye navigate the treacherous waters of the 2024 race, keep a weather eye on the horizon and don’t be fooled by a tale of golden tariffs! Aye!

Read the Original Article