Arrr! Trump be tossin’ aside them landlubber economists' fears about new tariffs like a scallywag tosses old fish!
2024-10-16
Arrr, me hearties! The ol' cap'n Trump be standin' firm on his promise to whack them imports with hefty tariffs. He scoffs at the landlubbers frettin' 'bout a trade skirmish with China and reckonin’ it’ll sink jobs and raise prices. Aye, who needs studies when ye got a strong flag to wave?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather round, fer I’ve got a tale o’ the grand ol’ captain, Donald Trump, who be parleyin’ about his mighty plan t’ hoist hefty tariffs on them imports! Aye, he be standin’ firm against the landlubbers who be squawkin’ 'bout fears o’ a trade war with that scallywag nation, China. “Arrr, let ‘em moan!” he be sayin', as he tossed aside their worries like old fishin’ nets.At the Economic Club of Chicago, he stood tall, puffin’ his chest like a proud pirate with a chest o’ gold, laughin’ in the face o’ them economists blatherin’ ‘bout job losses and higher prices. “What be a few extra doubloons for the crew?” he quipped, like a jolly sea dog, not givin’ a toss for the talk o’ inflation and woes. He even be callin’ their studies “bilgewater,” sayin’ it’d add naught but a handful o’ coins t’ the national debt.
So hoist the sails and ready the cannons, fer Trump be settin’ sail on a course fer uncharted waters, claimin’ he can weather any storm. Will he be the captain that leads us t’ treasure or the one who runs us aground? Only time will tell in this grand adventure of trade!