Arrr! US be sayin’ aid to Israel's on the line, unless they toss more doubloons to Gaza! Ho ho!
2024-10-16
Ahoy, mateys! The Biden crew be sendin’ a missive to the Israeli shipmates, demandin’ they mend the sorry state o’ Gaza in thirty tides or risk losin’ their booty of US gold! Blinken and Austin be the scallywags behind this letter, steerin’ clear of a legal storm! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale from the high seas o’ politics! The Biden crew, savvy as a ship full o’ pirates, be sendin’ a message in a bottle to the landlubbers in Israel. The letter be demandin’ they mend the humanitarian mess in Gaza, lest they find themselves in the treacherous waters of US laws that govern foreign aid, aye!This missive, penned by the trusty Secretary o’ State Antony Blinken and that salty dog Secretary o’ Defense Lloyd Austin, be bein’ delivered to the Israeli Minister o’ Defense, Yoav. The scallywags be givin’ the Israelis a mere thirty days to shape up their act! If they fail to heed this warning, they just might find their treasure chest of military aid runnin’ dry, and oh, what a calamity that would be!