Avast ye! Hades 2 be makin' a splash with the Olympic Update—more gods, a jetpack, and a cheeky Dionysus!
2024-10-16
Ahoy, me hearties! The beloved goddess Athena be returnin’, clad in shiny plate armor, lookin’ mightier than a kraken! She be givin’ ol’ Dionysus a run for his rum, sparkly and fierce, ready to duel o'er the finest grog! Avast, what a sight to behold!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather ‘round and lend yer ears, fer the fair Athena, the paragon o’ wisdom, be returnin’ to our merry band of gods! This be not yer common wench, nay! She struts ‘bout in her shiny plate armor, glimmerin’ like a treasure chest under a sunny day on the high seas!Now, let’s not be forgettin’ our jolly mate Dionysus, the merry maker, who be swayin’ with a goblet o’ wine in one hand and a grapevine in t’other. While he be dancin’ like a fool at a pirate’s hoedown, Athena stands tall like a fierce ship ready to battle! Aye, she be the yin to his yang, the sword to his corkscrew, and the serious to his silly!