The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Behold the 35 finest flicks of that dashing scallywag, Keanu Reeves! Aye, they be treasures indeed!

2024-10-16

Avast ye scallywags! Set yer sails to discover why that scallywag Keanu be the chosen one! Is it his swift sword or his knack for dancin’ in the moonlight? Join the merry crew and let the treasure of truth be unveiled! Yarrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of a swashbucklin' lad named Keanu, the finest buccaneer to ever sail the seas of cinema! Ye see, this scallywag ain't just any landlubber; nay, he be The One, a title as grand as a treasure chest overflowing with doubloons!

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