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Arrr, a band o’ wenches be takin' on DeSantis, claimin' he’s stiflin’ their parley! Aye, what a squall!

2024-10-16

Arrr, matey! A band o' scallywags be claimin' the Sunshine State be trippin' over the First Amendment, threatenin' the telly folks for showin' their jolly ad for abortion rights! Aye, it be a right mess on the high seas of law, savvy?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I’ve a tale to spin ‘bout a ruckus in the fair state of Florida! A band of scallywags be makin’ a ruckus, claimin’ the good ol’ First Amendment be gettin’ walked the plank by them salty TV stations. Aye, they be fightin’ fer the right to enshrine them abortion rights into the treasure chest of the Constitution, and they be callin’ foul on the state’s threats!

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