The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, matey! Post-Hurricane Milton, brace yerselves fer a moldy treasure hunt!"

2024-10-16

Avast, me hearties! Aye, a thousand landlubbers be now a’feared of the dreaded moldy scallywags, thanks to this year’s tempests in the Southern seas! Arrr, who knew hurricanes be bringin' not just wind and rain, but also a nasty fungal crew to plague our shanties!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be spillin' the beans about a perilous plight that be plaguin' the fine folk of the American South! It seems that those raucous hurricanes this year didn’t just bring a tempest o' wind and water, but also a nasty stowaway—mold! Aye, that sneaky fungus be lurkin’ in the shadows, ready to strike terror in the hearts of landlubbers and seafarin’ souls alike!

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