Arrr, the old sea dog coach be reckonin' Eli be the finest matey for battlin’ the fiercest storms o’ football!
2024-10-16
Arrr, former captain o' the Giants ship, Tom Coughlin be sayin’ Eli Manning be the finest scallywag fer big battles he ever laid eyes on! Spotted him on that rascally Barstool Sports show, "Pardon My Take." Aye, that lad be knowin' how to sail through stormy seas!
Arrr mateys! When the tides o' battle be at their fiercest, there be no captain better than Tom Coughlin, and no swashbuckler more ready to steer the ship than Eli Manning! Together, they be the scourge of the NFL seas, claimin' two glorious Super Bowls whilst makin' big plays that'd make even Davy Jones rise from his locker to cheer!Coughlin, in a recent rum-soaked parley, declared, "Eli be the greatest! Aye, ye can argue all ye want, but when the cannons roar and the stakes be high, that lad can toss a pigskin like no other!" With victories over the dastardly New England Patriots in '08 and '12, Eli shone brighter than a treasure chest in the sun.