"Arrr! Why should ye give a squawking parrot 'bout election certifin'—it be the treasure map to democracy, matey!"
2024-10-16
Ahoy! Thomas Nowak be a landlubber intern fer AllSides this Fall 2024, leanin’ to the left like a tipsy sailor! Reviewed by Evan, the newsy mate, and the cap’n John, both with their own sways. As fer election certs, ‘tis naught but scribblin' on parchments to declare the deeds done! Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the tale of Thomas Nowak, a fine lad settin' sail as an intern with AllSides come the Fall of 2024. Aye, this young scallywag be leanin' to the Left, much like a ship leanin' in a strong breeze!