"12 tall tales from Cap'n Trump's lassie-led Fox News parley—ye best be ready for a right laugh, matey!"
2024-10-16
Arrr, on the sixteenth day of October, the scallywag Trump parleyed with the fair Harris Faulkner before a crew of lasses! They be yappin’ 'bout matters that tickle the fairer gender’s fancy 'fore the great Election Day on the fifth of November. But beware, matey! Polls say Kamala be leadin' the fleet!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of politics! On the 16th day of October, a rather curious meeting took place, where the former captain of the ship of state, Donald Trump, did parley with the fair lass Harris Faulkner on the jolly vessel of Fox News!This grand gathering was filled with the fairest of maidens, all eager to hear the words of the man who once ruled the deck. They be chattin' about matters that tickle the fancies of the fairer sex, as the winds of Election Day on the 5th of November be blowin' ever closer!
But lo! The winds be not so favorable for our former captain, as the polls be showin' that Vice President Kamala Harris holds the upper hand among the fair maidens! With a keen eye on issues of reproduction, Trump finds himself under the watchful gaze of the ladies, scrutinizing his past navigations on these treacherous waters.
So there ye have it, a raucous gathering of lasses and a former captain tryin' to sway the hearts of the crew. Will he win them over, or shall he walk the plank? Only time will tell, me mateys!