Arrr, if Blizzard be makin' Diablo 4 a vampire huntin' romp, it be shiverin' me timbers as grand as this Norse treasure!
2024-10-16
Arrr, matey! The Jotunnslayer be a fearsome beast, but 'tis the Hordes of Hel what’ve cursed me to be a fan of them Vampire Survivors! Aye, now I be plundering my way through pixelated foes, sippin' me grog and laughin' like a scallywag!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of how I, a humble buccaneer, found meself entranced by the cursed game known as “Jotunnslayer.” Aye, ye heard me right! Aye sailed the seven seas, but ne’er did I expect to be bitten by the bug of this here video game, where hordes of Hel be dancin' like drunken sailors on a moonlit night!